- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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