Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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