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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

a dyslexic man walked his god.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson