- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Guess what? I like trains.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Tall asians

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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