What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Sarah Palin.

FUCK YOU

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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