why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What is the name of the car? What

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

WOw you have no life

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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