There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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