What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Sex

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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