- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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