- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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