- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Poker face

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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