- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Iif your reading this ur gay

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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