What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Ben Corbishley

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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4 hours later.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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