theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

How about that airline food?

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A man died.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Sarah Palin.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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