- Anti Joke

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

what are three short words? i a am

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Flowers are colors Love me

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.