What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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fridge

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Your Mom The End.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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