- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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