My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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