Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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