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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

u know whats a crime? rape

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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