- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Can anyone Lenin money?

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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