A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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