what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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