- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.