What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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