- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

How about that airline food?

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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