- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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