- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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