- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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