A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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You having friends.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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