Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Santa isn't real

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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