- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Take wrong turns

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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