- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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