- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

So these two girls have a cup .

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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