- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A storm be brewin!

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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