Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Knock knock come in.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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