- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your're racist.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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