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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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