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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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