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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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