A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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the economy.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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