- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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