- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What's worse than this That :(

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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