Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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