- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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