women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Cripples are lame.

Dumb

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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