If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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