- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Bob Saget that is all

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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