Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

I love alchohol!

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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