Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Jack Stevens

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i dont fisish anythi

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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