- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What is 9+10? 19

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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