Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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