How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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