how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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