- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

call me maybe.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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