What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Women's Rights

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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