- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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