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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

your face

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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