- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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