- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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