- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What's worse than this That :(

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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