A dyslexic blind man

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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