So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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