- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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