- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Matthew Baker

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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