An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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