- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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