Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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