A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A joke

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Womens rights.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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