a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Asians...

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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You.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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