- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a seal walks into a club...

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What what In the butt

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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