Women's rights

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Chuck Norris died.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

noodles

The Bible

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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