BIG PENIS

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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women's rights

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knock knock go away

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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i have aids and a chode

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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blubber vaginass CC

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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