Female Athletics

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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