Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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