How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Five guys one rape.

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youre gay

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Anti Joke

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