What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Female Athletics

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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apple pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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