- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Where does a hobo live? A box.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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