Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Women rights..

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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