youre gay

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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NEVER

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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