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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Military intelligence.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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