Obama

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Kenny G

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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i have aids and a chode

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Dallas Cowboys

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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You.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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women's rights

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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