- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

youre gay

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Women's rights.

You're on fire.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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