how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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I'm Spartacus

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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black

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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dildo

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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