Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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apple pie.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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